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Joke of the Day
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were in a car crash, who would survive? America"
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"What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!"
"My Asian girlfriend says that a small dick is no problem, although I'd prefer if she didn't had one."
"My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair."
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"Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !"
"Just met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds funny Dozen tit"
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"My new years resolutions are: 1: Stop making lists. B: Be more consistent. 7: Learn to count."
"reasons white people riot: 1. their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins"