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Joke of the Day
"Why cant Mexicans smoke joints? They aint ever got any papers"
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"What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed? ""I Duggar."""
"Fortune Teller I told my friend that my dream was to be a cola drinking fortune teller but I knew it would never happen. He told me to stop being pepsimisstic."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? Sparky"
"Are you eating Jell-O? Cow: ""Yeah."" You know what gelatin is made from, right? Cow: ""No, what?"" Uh. Rainbows. Enjoy, buddy."
"The Democratic National Committee. That's it. That's the entire fucking joke."
"Worst part about a dead puppy? Walking them is a real drag."