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Joke of the Day

"Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said ""Go forth and multiply"" ? They couldn't they were adders !"

"What's the similarity between communism and a pencil? They both only really work on paper"

"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."

"New Italian Navy Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottoms in their ships? So the can see the old Italian Navy."

"Just thought this one up: What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common? They both know when it's time to turn things over."

"You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria's!!"

"The invention of dildos Had a much deeper impact than previously anticipated."

"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."

"A police officer mistakenly arrested a judge who was dressed as a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned that you should never book a judge by their cover."

"Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads? He eventually got busted."