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Joke of the Day

"Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said ""Go forth and multiply"" ? They couldn't they were adders !"

"Why don't ducks become doctors? They are afraid of accusations of quackery"

"Gurl are you Quantum Mechanics 'cause you got 10 different interpretations of everything, none of which fully corresponds with reality."

"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"

"Have you heard of the Tempura House? It's a shelter for lightly battered women."

"If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you."

"If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be Hell toupee."

"Lars asked Ole, ""Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"" ""No, I don't,"" said Ole. ""A canoe will sometimes tip,"" explained Lars."

"Love becomes weak if it is not strengthened by truth. Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love."

"How do you get a woman to pick cotton?' Set her tampon string on fire."