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Joke of the Day

"Gurl are you Quantum Mechanics 'cause you got 10 different interpretations of everything, none of which fully corresponds with reality."

"It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins"

"I can guess how many times you've had sex... 0! about 99% of you guys just had your minds *blown*"

"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"

"Question *Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? *A: He was sitting on the deck."

"Enter promo code INTERMINABLE SINCERITY for some free sarcasm."

"Poop Patties What did the fry cook do when he found out they were making the burger patties with feces? He flipped a shit."

"Is your fridge running? Why didn't you send it to Rio? All the best to our contestants!"

"Girls with huge boobs will never know if they're really interesting."

"""That's what she said"" jokes will always be funny, but... I've only heard a couple of attempts at ""That's what he said"" jokes. Let's see what you got."