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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the Tempura House? It's a shelter for lightly battered women."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the guy who repeated a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."
"Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations."
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
"Once I came across a bridge that was half concrete and half covered in asphalt It was a real hybridge."
"I told my African friends a joke about rain They didn't get it"
"Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes? Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is?"
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal."
"You'll end up real disappointed if you grow up thinking everyone has the same heart as you do."
"My wife said I could cum in the other hole tonight. But for some reason she got angry when she saw me lying in bed with her friend."