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Joke of the Day

"Why don't ducks become doctors? They are afraid of accusations of quackery"

"You can't have your cake and thigh gap too."

"Barry hoped one of the almost dozen puns he told his son would make him laugh. No pun in ten did."

"Why are there no guys named William serving in the army? Because they dislike the phrase ""Fire at Will"""

"What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year."

"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. "

"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself..."

"My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said ""how many eyebrows do I have?"""

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."

"What does NNNNNSSSSSAAAAA stand for? National Stutterers Association."