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Joke of the Day
"If your feet smell and your nose runs... ...you're probably built upside-down."
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"If we are a country committed to free speech then why do we have phone bills?"
"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop says ""can I take your bags?"" ""No,"" she answers, ""I'm traveling light."" *(I'm new to the community, this is best I've got, I'm sorry)*"
"Velcro What a rip off. Joke by Tim Vine."
"I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn."
"Levi's commercial idea. A man lay dead on the ground. Another man stands over him. The camera pushes in slowly on the killer's face. Levi's"
"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."
"I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me"
"What's the best thing about getting Reddit at a young age? Getting tired of sandwich jokes before embarrassing oneself on one's first date."
"I once knew an Asian lady with one leg... Her name was Irene."