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Joke of the Day
"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !"
"A truck with the slogan ""We always go the extra mile"" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it ""because we missed the exit"" as a revenge."
"[if Lois Lane was a witness] Criminal: *puts on glasses* Lois Lane: I'm sorry, I've never seen this man before."
"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."
"Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill."
"Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a poo."
"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"Breakups are worst in China.... ... Wherever you go you see his/her face."
"You never really realize how messed up your family is, until you start describing them to people that don't know them."