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Joke of the Day

"A truck with the slogan ""We always go the extra mile"" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it ""because we missed the exit"" as a revenge."

"A man goes to a store, walks up front and greets the girl behind the counter: ""Hey, baby, do you believe in love at first sight?"" ""No"" ""Then I'll come back tomorrow"""

"How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!"

"Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces."

"I worry my life exists only so an angel can show the successful me from an alternate universe a vision of how much worse it could have been."

"I'm worried about my relationship with my anorexic girlfriend... ...I'm seeing less and less of her each day."

"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever."

"When people say ""You look so familiar"" responding with ""Were we in prison together?"" is almost always a conversation killer."

"I saw an advert that read: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, I can't turn that down."

"How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis? Drop it like its hot."