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Joke of the Day

"I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it."

"What's the worst thing to hear after you have sex with Steve Buscemi? ""I'm not Steve Buscemi."""

"I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM, BECAUSE GRANDPA FORGOT TO WEAR HIS HEARING AIDS AGAIN!"

"What do you call a pirate's girlfriend? His soulmatey"

"Dead baby joke What the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand? I don't eat sand."

"What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships? ""Have a good one, son."""

"I don't get why lesbians are called dykes. People keep explaining to me, but the idea just doesn't hold water."

"What do you call a woman who thinks she has the best rack in the world? [oc] Boobcocky"

"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"

"Atheism just made less sense to me once I saw my neighbor Karen's tits."