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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass."
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"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""
"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."
"Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."
"Did you hear about the detective who failed geometry? He could never get an angle."
"Tried to pick a booger off my phone screen. Ended up calling my mom, signing up for AOL and getting an online degree in refrigerator repair"
"Me I'm a joke."
"Broke up with my blind girlfriend She didn't see it coming"
"Why do witches laugh when they ride their brooms? because they're not wearing any panties."