198081

Joke of the Day

"A Swedish bartender is found to be the spitting image of Leonardo DiCaprio As it turns out, they have the same amount of Oscars, too."

"Your liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself. I believe that calls for a drink... Cheers!"

"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."

"Wife leaves keys on counter with a helpful note saying ""keys"" in case I thought they were llamas."

"I'd like to have a child one day. Two days, tops."

"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+S"

"Mexico's population is ill-equiped to deal with Hurricane Patricia The Mexicans that are good at swimming and running have long been gone."

"I'm so fat that every time I log on reddit it is under a heavy load :("

"I'm not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I'm forgetting to do."

"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."