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Joke of the Day

"America is going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president. You could say they are going toupee for it."

"No, YOUR illiterate."

"Why are Dutch people so tall? The short ones drowned in the floods"

"What was Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft"

"Two fish are swimming when they run into a wall. One of the fish turns to the other and says ""damn."""

"What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham? Bandit like Beckham"

"""Sir you can't bring your dog onto the plane"" [labradoodle puts on tiny pilot hat] ""Omg captain I'm so sorry"""

"Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction. I'm so sorry."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a politician? (NSFW) One will screw you in the asshole The other is an asshole screwing you"