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Joke of the Day

"When you go to the dentist, Reddit... Don't cheetohn your diet!"

"Sometimes I think my dog is only interested in food, then I realise that's mostly all I'm interested in as well. He's alright."

"What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt."

"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush."

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."

"Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup."

"I told my ex girlfriend "" i'll never get over you"". ""i'll have to get up and go around""."

"The shoulder belt retractor suddenly locked up this morning and now everyone in my car pool knows my safe word."

"Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American... Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia."

"Why did Steve Jobs die too soon? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."