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Joke of the Day
"I told my ex girlfriend "" i'll never get over you"". ""i'll have to get up and go around""."
Next Joke
"""Stop pointing at my daughter!"" - Kanye West yells at a compass."
"When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!"
"Women are always complaining that I make too many 'dick' jokes but I don't understand why. I mean, that's the only part of me guaranteed to make them laugh."
"Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders."
"I'm not a Drug Dealer Weed is not a Drug. it is a Plant. Therefore I am not a drug dealer, i am a Florist!"
"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry"
"I asked my friend to try and jump start my car. Fat bastard smashed my windshield."
"A drunk man's reasoning; ""What the hell, she's only ugly in the face"""
"Came up with this as a kid Why'd the dog sit in the shade? He didn't want to be a hot dog!"