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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I think my dog is only interested in food, then I realise that's mostly all I'm interested in as well. He's alright."

"If she's ""one-in-million"" there's 1,344 of her in China."

"No Auto-correct, I never meant ""Relationship Goats""."

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken"

"If you find me dead after tweeting & driving, please hit SEND to get that final thought out there"

"On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election."

"So I read on a website to ""treat your furry friend once a week."" So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia."

"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"

"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."

"How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces."