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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I think my dog is only interested in food, then I realise that's mostly all I'm interested in as well. He's alright."

"The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped... It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch."

"What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, ""Fancy""? Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?"

"Thinking about opening up a sperm bank in New Jersey. Gonna call it: ""Get a load of this guy over here!""."

"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks ""olive 'er twist?"""

"Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car? To get to the ""other side""."

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."

"You know what they say: once you go Black... ... you'll always be blacker than Wayne Brady."

"When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg ""just wants to be friends."""

"What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party? A paper jam"