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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."

"Light is useful It helps us 'c' things."

"What do you call a room with no walls? A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place."

"Name a famous robber! Cops!"

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""9/11"" ""9/11 who?"" ""you said you'd never forget"" =("

"When I see a guy sleeping on an unfolded cardboard box, I never know if he's homeless or just tired from breakdancing."

"Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !"

"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"

"I hate when it rains cats and dogs.... I just stepped in a poodle."

"So, this co-worker stated that she makes ice cubes with her leftover alcohol. I'm confused. What's leftover alcohol?"