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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."
Next Joke
"Y'know, Hitler wasn't all that bad... He did kill Hitler after all."
"me: ""okay I might as well just say it..I love you"" girl dinosaur: ""omg u have no idea how long I've waited for u to say that!"" *meteorite*"
"Molly and Shannon are sisters born on the same day of the same year, same mother, same hospital. But Molly is 7 years older than Shannon. How is this possible? Shannon died in a car accident."
"If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel."
"Why do cows never walk out of horror movies? They're able to stomach a lot."
"How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories."
"If she's wong.... she cant be white."
"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""
"Why did the musician hate getting drunk? He always had treble finding his keys!"