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Joke of the Day
"I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 Because I really like that one-to-one time."
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"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"
"Went to England and asked a local how Britt he was He said ""I'm Britt-ish"""
"Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy? I heard everybody had a blast."
"Sometimes when I get a retweet... I blow on my phone, twirl it and slide it into my belt holster, then ride off into the sunset like a dork."
"What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst."
"What secret society do strippers work for? The Illuminaughty."
"""This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd"" -Toddlers"
"I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday."
"I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it."