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Joke of the Day

"I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it."

"How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs? None, he fell."

"What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral? The corpse."

"Why couldn't the Lesbian Jew hook up during passover? She had a yeast infection"

"So, my girlfriend is a porn star . . . . . . she is going to be SO pissed when she find out."

"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!"

"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany? Schiznitzel."

"Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"Its hilariously ironic that the first gold medal won was by the U.S... For Shooting"

"Okay mum...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook."