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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Russian mafia and the Yakuza? Killed."
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"I had sex with two indians last night... it was in tents! (intense)"
"[rolls down car window] ""Sir there's a baby on your roof!"" Wait, if the baby is there... [sees coffee strapped in car seat] Oh thank god!"
"I thought of making a joke on Apple But I can't afford it."
"ME: My name is Nigel and I'm an alcoholic. AA GROUP: Hi Nigel. *cut to confessional camera* ME: I'm here to WIN, not to make friends."
"Riffing off u/Mc237269's joke: What do Donald Trump & the Galaxy Note 7 have in common? Push any button then watch the explosion."
"I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed."
"Why does Floyd Mayweather have ""TGIF"" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that ""Toes Go in First."""
"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? you knock on the door."
"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"