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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with two indians last night... it was in tents! (intense)"
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"A black lesbian, an obese white neck-beard, and an Indian comic walk into a bar. What do you get? A Netflix original series!"
"I told my cat all about Chairman Mao this morning Now she won't shut up about him!"
"are you human? (sorry) I am dancer"
"Why would anyone still use traditional sms text messages when you can just use WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free? It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!"
"Just made 7 decisions based on my phone's battery life."
"What is better than a cold Bud? A warm bush."
"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop."
"A poster with a mugshot saying ""Have you seen this man"" So I rang up and said No. You have to do your bit for society ."
"I love doing laundry... It's the only time you can separate the whites from the coloreds and no one gets offended."