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Joke of the Day
"I thought of making a joke on Apple But I can't afford it."
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"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"Need a clean joke about sexually transmitted diseases for my presentation tomorrow. Please help! Update: I chose to go with ""my name is _____ _____ and I have STDs... (pause) as my topic"""
"Who has to always be on there toes? A midget at a urinal."
"I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said ""I don't do romance"" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE"
"Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper? Because they like to get in touch with their inner self."
"What do you call a paedophile crustacean? A Diddler Crab"
"What's an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, just down under."
"Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first? All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release."
"Just found out my friend's wife is pregnant They say they don't know the sex, but I am fairly certain it wasn't anal"