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Joke of the Day

"*holding banana up to my ear as if it's a phone* haha, get it?? it looks like i am making a phonecall. but i'm n-*banana rings* oh crap"

"I rustle jimmies look at my name lol"

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not very many of them can dance."

"What do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"Funny prank: Put a cinder block in someone's pillowcase and right when they say ""What the fuck?!"" let like six wolves into their room."

"I wish lap dance minutes felt like treadmill minutes."

"What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !"

"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances Well, she's in for a shock"

"*pulls up to a red light with my windows down blasting NPR*"

"What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj? One has halibut and one has hella butt."