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"*pulls up to a red light with my windows down blasting NPR*"
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"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."
"It's Saturday.. Turning my give-a-crap-o' meter down... "
"What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom"
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"My roommates are concerned that I'm using all their kitchen utensils.. but that's a whisk i'm willing to take."
"*man gets run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry* *policeman informs family* ""There's no easy way to say this""..."
"a lady walks into her house but then the she realizes she does not have a home for living and is sleeping in trash bag"
"People who say ""the waiting is the hardest part""... ...have never used Viagra"
"Me: *falls off a ladder* Wife: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU INJURED? Me: *obviously concussed but also bleeding* I'm injured and outjured"