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Joke of the Day
"Why is dog man's best friend? Because it's the only way to have a bitch that doesn't talk."
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"Removing make-up or as I like to say, Resetting face to factory settings."
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"What is the difference between a peeping tom and a pick pocket? A pickpocket snatches watches"
"I said ""sad face emoji"" instead of actually frowning today if you want to know how out of touch with reality I am."
"Apparently the average person has sex 365 times a year Pray for me. I may not survive the next 12 hours."
"What's brown and rhymes with 'Snoop'? Dr Dre"
"A lot of people seem to like these pirate jokes... ...but I'm just not hooked."
"What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor? my ghosh"
"Why is Reddit different from Facebook? [removed]"