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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with 'Snoop'? Dr Dre"
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"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"
"Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is this a trick question?"
"Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer? Because she's probably a keeper."
"If you give a man a PS4, he will play for a day. If that man buys the PS4 he will not shower for 2 months."
"*sits 27 hours for an oil on canvas portrait* omg delete that. Bartholomew i'm serious do not fucking hang that in the Great Hall"
"What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside."
"I Beat my wife like I Beat my Dick. All the time."
"You Must Have A High Ohm Rating Because the more voltage I put in you, the hotter you get."
"The ghost of a dog with no tail walks into a bar after closing time.. Barman: Sorry, we don't retail spirits after hours."