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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with 'Snoop'? Dr Dre"
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"Convince neighbours you're shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of hellmann's mayonnaise."
"What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains? Patty O'Furniture."
"What color was the Dallas shooters eyes? Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way."
"I like dating chicks with kids, because snacks"
"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""
"What happened to Wendy from Wendy's? ""The Baconator"""
"Do you know the between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on my chest"
"Did you hear about that broom on the news?? It's sweeping the nation"
"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"