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Joke of the Day
"Why is Reddit different from Facebook? [removed]"
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"He said: ""Tell me Baby...am I your first?"" She said: ""What? Like...today?"""
"Hey middle-aged people who suddenly change your first name--screw you. I'm calling you what I've been calling you for the last 10 years."
"Son: Dad, I'm gay. Dad: whatever floats your boat son. Son: what floats your boat dad? Dad: Buoyancy."
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar."
"Why don't Mexicans play bridge? Because they're afraid of the trump card."
"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm... ...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy."
"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory? All he did was take a day off."
"[interrogation] Where were you last night? ""Out killing people"" Louder for the tape [leans in] ""The Cheesecake Factory, that's where I was"""
"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""