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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no casinos in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."

"What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint."

"cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 the look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless"

"I had to go into the Dr's today for a regular check up, & I get in there & he pulls down my pants & started jamming his finger in my ass... Yea I guess it's time for a new dentist"

"How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb? 0, the light bulb has to want to change itself."

"What did the bartender say to the horse? bartender: Why the long face? Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family."

"[SKYRIM JOKE] Why didn't the Nords win the theater audition? They should have acted."

"Politicians are like Sperm One in a million turn out to be an actual human being"

"About 50% of the time ""good luck"" means ""fuck you."""

"picked up a bag of 98% reduced fat chips at the store today there were only 2 damn chips in the bag"