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Joke of the Day

"picked up a bag of 98% reduced fat chips at the store today there were only 2 damn chips in the bag"

"Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool."

"Internet speeds would be a lot faster if it wasn't for all the bandwidth hogs watching their cats sleep by webcam."

"My skeptic system seems to be broken. The problem is that it misreads its capacity. It always thinks that the tank is full of shit."

"How does moses make coffee? Hebrews it"

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"I think calling followers followers is a bit pretentious. I prefer to think of them as curious observers."

"How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side.."

"Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope. "

"Today I've heard the funniest joke ever. It was so funny."