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Joke of the Day

"picked up a bag of 98% reduced fat chips at the store today there were only 2 damn chips in the bag"

"Racism is not a joke Lol, JKKK"

"Nothing enrages me more than a pop-up ad that MOVES SO YOU CAN'T CLICK THE X."

"What's the best fantasy book? A bible"

"the grocery store guy left the eggplant out of the bag because he must have known i was gonna eat it on the drive home"

"I don't support the gay lifestyle in San Francisco It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money."

"Why is England the wettest country? Monarchies have reigned there for centuries."

"What's red and smells like green paint? Red paint"

"Knock-knock. Who's there? No, he's on first."

"What happened when the mathematician put seaweed on her boobs? Algae-bra!"