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Joke of the Day

"The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart."

"So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday."

"What did the organic chemist use tinder for? Carbon dating."

"A world without women..... Would be a pain in the ass"

"rumours - Moishe, when you're not at home, the neighbors are spreading rumors about you! - Oh, when I'm not at home, let them even beat me!"

"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."

"Can we please stop referring to them as ""dick pics."" I think ""penis portraits"" has a classy je ne sais quoi appeal."

"My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens, to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors."

"Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept? How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative."

"I basically have 3 hairstyles... Straight. Wavy. Homeless."