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Joke of the Day

"Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept? How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative."

"How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop"

"Do you know that awesome feeling after understating math? Me neither"

"I make out with guys that wear Abercrombie & Fitch cologne because it rubs off on me & I love how it smells, but shopping there is SOOO gay."

"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."

"Why are Australians so well balanced? They have a chip on both shoulders."

"The Trump presidency will be fine... Remember when NWO took over WCW? In the end, it turned out ok too."

"Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window"

"It's always a shame when people die so young... there's just so many things they'll never get to Chekov their bucket list."

"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."