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Joke of the Day
"I'll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous... Canada."
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"These dishwashers are getting too expensive my new one even demands a diamond ring"
"What is the most common french saying? ""nous abandonnons"""
"""There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today."" -meteorologists"
"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows."
"""Rocky, come here, good boy. Sit down. Sit in the sofa...siiitttt!!!"" said Sean Connery."
"You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body."
"Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks"
"98% of all band-aids are used to cover up a child's melodramatic bullshit."
"Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child? It was a case of two Wongs making a white."