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Joke of the Day

"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."

"I see your nerd joke and raise you mine A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. He says to the bartender ""How much?"". Bartender replies, ""For you no charge."""

"""got you by the balls""... classic reference to the type of situation where someone is holding your balls and you can't jump around too much."

"BABY COW: [points at human] What's that? OLDER COW: That is a milk dracula"

"Mathematically speaking, 9/11 was quite rational"

"Walmart has an alarming amount of security camera video with me humping stuff with a swimming pool noodle."

"""I love my Job!"" -Job's wife"

"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."

"How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"

"What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party? Traditional gender rolls."