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Joke of the Day

"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."

"Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right."

"My friend gets an erection whenever he sees chickpeas... He's a hummussexual."

"Someone should make a website that allows you to anonymously chat with random Jews from around the world. They could call it 'Oi-megle'."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? At the circus you see cunning stunts."

"Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !"

"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"

"If Subway had put an extra piece of cheese on every sandwich without telling the customer, I wonder how many of those kids would've been able to outrun Jared."

"My sexual fetishes my sexual fetishes have been getting more and more perverse ever so slowly. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I had hit rock bottom."