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Joke of the Day
"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."
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"Cop: Lemme see your papers Me: Okay Cop: These are rolling papers Me: Would you look at that Cop: Sir are you high? Me: What are you, a cop?"
"Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself? Because it didn't have the nerves."
"Cute Internet Girl: This guy is pretty funny, I think I'll fol- Me: *Human Cannonballs my way into her living room* HELLO!"