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Joke of the Day
"There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store A person died of secondhand smoke"
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"The blind girl I was getting a handjob from told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever put her hands on. I said, ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg""."
"Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex."
"What's red and black and screaming all over? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron."
"Today we gain an hour thanks to Day Light Savings Time. What are going to do with it? ....gotcha bitch!"