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Joke of the Day

"Madonna fell while performing at a show yesterday. When asked about it, she said... ""All that time on my back reminded me of the 80's"""

"Odd numbers I can't even..."

"Gunshots Or fireworks?"

"my dads complaining that i ate all his pills but I'M complaining that he's a giant melting prism of pure energy thats turning into a dragon"

"Why do people say ""I saw it with my own eyes."" Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"My 5 year old thinks that there's a monster under his bed so I assured him that it won't get him as long as he stays in bed until 8AM."

"what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu"

"What was the baseball score when ethiopia played africa.....ate nothing"

"This subreddit. ."