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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening."

"My mate reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them. Personally I think he torques out of his arse..."

"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."

"What do you call a wandering cave man? A meanderthal."

"A flight attendant says to a man... ""Would you like headphones?"" The man replies, ""How did you know my name was Phones?"""

"Anyone can be an American unless you're Mexican."

"Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed? He had a staff infection..."

"I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever."

"If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?"

"What's the difference between you and a baby bird. The bird got laid."