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Joke of the Day

"We're having lobsters for dinner . Update - we have pet lobsters now"

"The silver-tongued lover can always make a woman blush... ... because they're a practiced, cunning linguist."

"The 'g' in 'contains 100% angus beef'... is the different between a great steak, and a hot dog."

"I'm great in bed... I can sleep for days."

"If towels told jokes... They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor."

"Amazon review: Amazon river DO NOT GO HERE! Everything tries to kill you, plus they don't even have free shipping."

"What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag? The Star Spangled Banner!"

"Q: What's another name for the ""Intel Inside"" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label."

"Why did the frog cross the road.... Because he was taped to the chicken."

"Boss: Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today? Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait? Boss: Today!"