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Joke of the Day

"Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over ""My Heart Will Go On""...said the guy in the car next to me"

"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"

"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."

"When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !"

"The only thing I know about women is that they have lots of feelings and they're not afraid to tell you about each and every one of them."

"I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller."

"What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine? A punchline"

"What is the difference between a gay man and a hot dog? One is an oscar meyer weiner, the other admires oscar's weinner"

"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap."

"What do you call the prequel to The Purge? The Binge"