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Joke of the Day
"When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !"
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"Before criticising anyone, walk a mile in their shoes because when you do you are a mile away and have their shoes.."
"I once killed 19 birds with one gunshot, people asked why didn't I round up to 20 Do you really think I would risk getting caught lying just for 1 bird ?"
"Going through life totally ignorant must be the only way to find true happiness."
"Girl are you a Louis Vuitton store? Because I've never been inside you and probably never will unless I'm rich one day."
"I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for 25 I think it's too deer"
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends."
"Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew"
"I don't like my financial adviser. He put the ""douche"" in Fiduciary"
"Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything? Because it was all on the house"