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Joke of the Day
"When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !"
Next Joke
"Wife: ""I saw a huge owl on my way home. Almost hit it with my car."" Me: ""Wow!"" Wife: ""Sorry, the correct response is 'O RLY?'"""
"What do outlaws eat with their milk? Crookies."
"I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. "
"I can only imagine Hugh Hefner ejaculating is like a really weak firecracker going off in a bag of flour."
"I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve... I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come."
"On a scale of 1 to 10 How old is your girlfriend?"
"Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going to capture it"
"What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool? A watermeloncollie."
"Make like my dick... and fuck your mother."