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"I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller."
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"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"
"What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit."
"What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter? 8008132"
"Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's"
"Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk? She was an udder disappointment."
"What do all rioters have in common? Youth"
"If you're a vegan who does crossfit... which do you tell people first?"
"""It's pronounced poor-shah, not por-shh."" ""Ok, got it doo-shah."""
"I swallowed my keys It's a pain in the ass getting in and out of the doors."