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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Yao Ming had a dog? He had a dog before every NBA game."
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"Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at."
"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Hello ladies."
"Be nice to people because you never know when you'll a need character witness."
"A recent survey showed that most UK citizens don't eat salad... 52% of them voted against romaine"
"My favorite thing to do after a nap is immediately take a second one."
"On his deathbed, a man is asked if he wants anything said at his funeral. ""Oh look, he's moving."""
"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? I can't take a joke."
"What happens on Santa's lap.......stays on Santa's lap."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now."