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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath? One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole."

"How can you tell if a woman's had an orgasm? Who cares?"

"I'm saving myself for a girl without pepper spray."

"There is a drink called sandy It's a watered down manhattan."

"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball."

"Girl was towelling her wet pussy, she enjoyed it and started rubbing it vigorously... Until the pussy cried MEOW and ran away. Always be kind to animals..!!"

"Joke - I asked God I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he's going to the clinic for a 'work related' injury."

"How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century? Two Chainz."

"Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes."