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Joke of the Day
"The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger."
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"yo here's a cool name: ""Wolf Blitzer."" Damn that's cool as hell. Let's give it to the lamest nerd imaginable."
"What is a drug addicts favorite snack? Crack-ers"
"The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures."
"What has eight arms and tells the time? A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner"
"Do you know that horrible feeling of guilt when you eat all your kids candy? Me neither."
"So a circumference walks into a restaurant... ...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, ""You want pie with that?"""
"I don't always tell Dad jokes... But I've been saving the best ones for twenty years, and we're going have such a laugh when he comes back with those smokes!"
"I got my son a stripper for his birthday. My wife wasn't impressed, but it's not every day he turns 4."
"Why did the spy cross a road? Because he never was on your side."