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Joke of the Day
"The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger."
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"What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard? Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go."
"Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries? Drunken Donuts"
"I have body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes too much space in my freezer"
"1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater"
"This is not a joke, just wanted to say this. A repost means nothing other than a Joke worth re-telling."
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped"
"You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it."
"What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax? ""I""m arriving, I'm arriving."""
"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"