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Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off."
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"Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16."
"my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence. random string of letters. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner"
"What's a panda's favorite drink? Fanta."
"What is hillybillys fantasy?! S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother."
"I like my woman like i like my coffee... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch"
"A guy says to his friend, ""we should open a joint bank account."" His friend says, ""what for?"" The guy says, ""I just told you, weed money!"""
"I repaired my drums after my son broke it... Now he has to deal with the repercussions."
"Friends are like snowflakes... If you pee on them, they'll dissapear."
"[texting] you mean the wolf to me -wolf? ha! autocorrect fail! -lol what i meant to say was...you're a mean wolf to me"