61033

Joke of the Day

"I bet when humans 1st learned to eat there were a lot of mishaps. ""Just tried the sand, Betty, probably a 2 out of 10. Don't eat the sand."""

Next Joke
 
"*hears a man crying in a bathroom stall at work* ""Excuse me, are you okay? Because you're kinda stealing my thing"""
"Licked a frog once. He didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride."
"How I get my dick to be 12 inches? I cut it in half"
"I once dated a girl with two noses. She wasn't much to look at but she smelled great."
"What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables."
"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!"
"the greatest joke of all time. my life"
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"
"Apparently, if you Google ""boss"" and ""chloroform"" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere."