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Joke of the Day
"I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."
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"What's the similarity between American beer and making love in a canoe? Fucking close to water"
"Referenced my previous girlfriend in an academic paper It was very ex-citing"
"When a package says ""Easy Open"" I end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber."
"Saw two blind people fighting today. I said, ""I think that the guy with the knife will win!"" They both ran away. Edit: Grammar"
"*standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead"
"So I attempt to shoot myself with this gun? Do I whack off during or after? (Kid who grew up on Chatroulette playing Russian Roulette)"
"How do you make an Asian Blind? you put a windshield in front of them"
"Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart."
"A little alien asks his mother... ""Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?"" ""Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"""