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Joke of the Day

"If Trump becomes president, I would really like to see how Republicans are going to defend him for doing the same thing Obama did: Nothing."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists."

"A lady cut me off... The other day a lady cut me off who was texting while driving. I got so mad at her I pulled up beside her and threw my beer can at her."

"Slipped on a tube of toothpaste this morning. I was crestfallen."

"Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology."

"So my teacher asked why I was failing my loud music class... I told him the subject just wasn't my forte"

"Jokes Brother: Did you put the cat out! Sister: Why, was he on fire?"

"I'm in the mood to multiply"

"It's not all about the money. It's all about all shit I can buy with the money."

"One liner So two law students walk into a bar"