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"Need jokes about bears Help, I need jokes about bears. Can someone come up with any?"
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"If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated What color would your Bugatti be?"
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"Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"[moving her panties to the side] HEY MAA, I'M MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER."